Make a story... ????

Discussion in 'Chit-Chat' started by oakwood, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. oakwood

    oakwood New Member

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    Shall we make a weird , funny , oddball , story together ??????
    I will start and the next person adds their bit to the story and so on :)
    NO RUDE ADD ON`S PLEASE.:cool:


    Woke up one morning and .....
     
  2. tigereyesblue76

    tigereyesblue76 Member

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    Had a weird craving for some pickled gerkins..
     

  3. cogburn

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    So I went to town, stopped for coffee and a paper.
     
  4. tigereyesblue76

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    And suddenly a stranger sat down next to me and said...
     
  5. cogburn

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    You wanna buy a watch?
     
  6. oakwood

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    that is not a watch ... that is a.........
     
  7. ChickenAdmin

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    chronograph, which is much like a watch, but
     
  8. cogburn

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    You can't put it on a chain and carry it in your left breast pocket, so I passed on the chronograph, but I asked the man "would you happen to know where I might could buy a".........
     
  9. tigereyesblue76

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    Good fishing rod, my wife has told me not to come home without a freshly caught fish for dinner...
     
  10. aussiechicks

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    Which she will promptly gut and feed to our..........
     
  11. Energyvet

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    Gnomes. They all stand in a row at the dinner hour and wait for their...
     
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  12. tigereyesblue76

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    Fish scraps, after all is eaten and fish bones are the only thing left, they make tiny little instruments with those bones and play melodic music in the garden, which the beautiful music always attracts......
     
  13. cogburn

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    Vagrants, scoundrels, & rock bottom Thieves.....
     
  14. oakwood

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    to become gnomes themselves and go to live in a wishing tree.......
     
  15. tigereyesblue76

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    But instead of the music attracting those vagrants, scoundrels and rock bottom thieves... The music attracted a much different crowd of beasts these were called......
     
  16. oakwood

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    but would not answers to any known name ..........
     
  17. Energyvet

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    They were called by smoke mirrors and grunts made by the sailors and serving wenches.
     
  18. oakwood

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    But what were these little unnamed beast`s planning to do with so many feather boa`s .........
     
  19. Energyvet

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    There seemed to be so many boas in so many bright colors.
     
  20. cogburn

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    Then all of a sudden... A voice rang out.... I WANNA DANCE !!! It was ....