Did you get your chickens and promise your spouse that was the end? Now, are you building compost piles to compost the droppings? Do you now bug your spouse to move out to the country so you have more chickens? Do you decorate your chicken pen? Do you worry more about your "girls" than your children? Have you spent more on your coop than your last family vacation? Do you avoid going on vacation so that your chickens are not left alone? Do you only socialize with other chicken owners? These are all warning signs that you need an intervention.